we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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