I'm laying in your front yard are you home
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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