Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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