Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
