We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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