fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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