i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
