Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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