I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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