This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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