i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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