he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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