Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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