Christians are straight up FREAKS
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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