it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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