***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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