yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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