What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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