Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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