You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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