Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The UTI came back with a vengeance.