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  Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life

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• (714): View more from California

  we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.

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• (315): View more from New York

  If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic

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