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(206): View more from Washington

Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

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(206): Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable. http://tfl.nu/didw

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet

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(781): Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet http://tfl.nu/haby

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(515): View more from Iowa

Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!! (1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states. http://tfl.nu/ptk3

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions

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(610): We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions http://tfl.nu/rpam

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(251): View more from Alabama

She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.

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(251): She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy. http://tfl.nu/vond

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.

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(405): I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step. http://tfl.nu/yq43

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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.

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(+62): This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country. http://tfl.nu/rdix

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(908): i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand http://tfl.nu/4jef

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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face

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(609): Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face http://tfl.nu/s45z

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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(615): You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible. http://tfl.nu/1rrn

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(845): View more from New York

I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary

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(845): I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary http://tfl.nu/j2zc

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(719): View more from Colorado

If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.

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(719): If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin. http://tfl.nu/5byt

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(302): View more from Delaware

Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...

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I just found it. I hope it leads to food.

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(302): Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm... (302): I just found it. I hope it leads to food. http://tfl.nu/w6o4

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(303): View more from Colorado

New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...

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(303): New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later... http://tfl.nu/qijg

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.

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(859): I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot. http://tfl.nu/dk5g

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