if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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