Nicole vs. Life
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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