john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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