If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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