wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My penis needs a shock collar
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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