I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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