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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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