@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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