you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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