i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So many bounce houses so little time
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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