So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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