Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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