just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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