i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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