Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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