Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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