Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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