we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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