how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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