I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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