Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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