And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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