Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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