She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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