gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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