It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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