I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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