I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
