when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she woke up with a sticky ear
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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