Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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