Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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