We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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