what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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