don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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