What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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